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    Go through a mortgage broker. Or, do what I...

    Go through a mortgage broker.

    Or, do what I did when I bought my first house, walk into the meeting with their loans officer, put a bottle of mouthwash on the desk.

    "What's with the mouthwash?"...
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    Spokes, to finish off a wheel build. Spider,...

    Spokes, to finish off a wheel build.

    Spider, to finish off a Middleburn crankset.

    And finally, my damn bank, to sign off on the amendment to the mortgage for a house I'm trying to buy. But the...
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    I said the same thing yesterday, then early in...

    I said the same thing yesterday, then early in the afternoon my sister in law was coming over to use our washing machine because she's killed hers. I thought "screw this, I'm going for a ride...
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    Paris Roubaix SBS Sunday 13 April 9:30pm...

    Paris Roubaix

    SBS

    Sunday 13 April

    9:30pm to 1am.

    Weee, cobbles!
  5. Should have been charged with kidnapping. ...

    Should have been charged with kidnapping.

    Grumps
  6. Would you stop spamming us, please. Grumps

    Would you stop spamming us, please.

    Grumps
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    Hell yeah. Place has been pumping. Let's see,...

    Hell yeah. Place has been pumping.

    Let's see, Matzep posted up some pictures of a girl who went riding without a shirt, there was something about the WA Police cracking down on sharks without...
  8. Can you send me some more information to: ...

    Can you send me some more information to:

    enquiries@interpol.net

    Thanks in advance.

    Grumps
  9. Hey Penis Breath, the guy from Bikes Daily said...

    Hey Penis Breath, the guy from Bikes Daily said your sister was a dead root.

    Go fight him. Please.

    Grumps
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    You are setting the benchmark for quality...

    You are setting the benchmark for quality spamming.

    Grumps
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    Nice one. If that doesn't cause a paradigm...

    Nice one. If that doesn't cause a paradigm shift, I don't know what will.

    And gees, the 2 female officers are riding off the back. What happened to gender equality?!

    I mean, that photo is...
  12. Like this one? Tarquin has just ordered a...

    Like this one?

    Tarquin has just ordered a coffee from a barista with a hipster beard called Simon, but spelled sIImyn, whose hole-in-the-wall cafe is adjacent to some public art. Assuming the...
  13. I'd better start being nicer to ants. ...

    I'd better start being nicer to ants.

    Personally I welcome my insect overlords.

    Grumps
  14. When you have to enact legislation that mandates...

    When you have to enact legislation that mandates common courtesy toward your fellow humans then let's face it, we're doomed. Time to give up and let the ants take over.

    Grumps
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    Sticky: Not a bad weight for a steel bike, but of course...

    Not a bad weight for a steel bike, but of course it's about how nice a quality steel frame rides. My SLX De Rosa is 2 kgs heavier than my carbon bike, but the ride quality is beautiful (especially...
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    Sticky: Sweet blend of traditional and modern. I like it...

    Sweet blend of traditional and modern. I like it lots.

    How's it ride?

    Grumps
  17. I got the first one wrong so I gave up. Grumps

    I got the first one wrong so I gave up.

    Grumps
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    Purple! Grumps

    Purple!

    Grumps
  19. Thread: Bike Porn

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    Sticky: $10,000!? What a joke. For that kind of...

    $10,000!?

    What a joke. For that kind of money I'd expect pedals. And a front derailleur. And a couple more chainrings. It's just not value for money.

    It's not even steel!

    Grumps

    PS: ...
  20. Thread: My ride

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    Repeat after me: "Life is too short to ride...

    Repeat after me:

    "Life is too short to ride shit bikes."

    Grumps
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    Sticky: Classy. Real classy. Love the colour. You...

    Classy. Real classy.

    Love the colour.

    You know, I'm really good at running bikes in smoothly, so once it's done, just send it down for a week or so and I'll make sure you've done everything...
  22. Looks great Donny. Robertos are the masters. ...

    Looks great Donny.

    Robertos are the masters. They are very highly regarded in the BMX restoration circles.

    Grumps
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    Overall, I like it. Let's get the friendly...

    Overall, I like it.

    Let's get the friendly criticisms out of the way first...

    1. QRs should be run on the non drive side. The exception is when you have a disc brake on the front.

    2....
  24. You sell vibrators? Grumps

    You sell vibrators?

    Grumps
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    The most common condition is "fine and mild". ...

    The most common condition is "fine and mild".

    I don't know what a patner is.

    I normally ride alone.

    Grumps
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