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What I'm not telling you is she had the buck teeth of the blonde and the camel toe of the brunette. :o

Grumps

^^ Way Cool! ^^

My first girlfriend looked like that

Mum: "Those better not be my good scissors!"

I like the fact that the handle is a similar blue to Park Tools.

Nice job!

Grumps

That was 3 minutes of my life that made the rest of it richer.

I have a lot of time for people like James who wish to preserve something of history, whether it be old bikes, old cars or like my...

If there's a link, I can't see it.

Grumps

Edit: Doesn't matter, I'm not totally shit at the internet or the application of logic. Try this folks...

http://vimeo.com/65542790

Big Ring + Mt Annan = hurt legs and sobbing in the car on the way home. That's the worst that will happen!

I really enjoy it there but I find it unrelenting. Hmmm, maybe I enjoy it because of...

Call me now, I'm ready... 1 800 LAWN

The lawn is sexy, the Hills Hoist makes it erotic.

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And your lawn is so weed free!

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Yep, I have a crown race setter which I bought after I buggered a Campy Record crown race by trying to install it with a wide screwdriver and soft blow mallet. D'oh. The crown race setter comes...

Yeah, they're pretty specific to the headset, depending on the shape and size of headset and model of bearing. Some brands you can buy them separately but it's easier to remove them. Pressing them...

The lower race that presses onto the fork and then fits into the lower bearing? That's called a crown race, if that's what you mean.

Yep, they can be removed easily enough.

If you can get a...

Thanks guys. I "helped" my father restore a car when I was 7. By help, I mean I sat there and handed him tools. Sometimes the right ones. Every time he worked on one of his vintage cars, I'd be...

If you can't see the video, you're not missing anything.

Two european girls rattling on about how cycling is so damn tops but the whole experience is ruined by helmets and how there has to be a...

When my eldest was a few months old, I got hold of an old Mongoose Menace Mini BMX. I collected parts for it here and there and finally had enough to make it into a bike. The idea was that when he...

After 3 mins of pseudo intellectual wanking I finally got to see the invisible helmet.

And I'm not impressed.

I want my 3 mins back.

Grumps

Lamington drive. Nothing gets the punters in like a Lamington Drive.

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Forbes eh? Neighbour! My family's from West Wyalong! Great town Forbes, I kind of remember parts of a night I spent at that art deco pub in the middle of the main street. The Victorian Hotel?
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I see stupid people...

So I'm at the post office and the guy in front of me is sending a box to his family in the Philippines. It contained a jar of honey and... 6 packets of cheese.

The girl...

^ Castlereagh?

It's alright, I grabbed a bucket and did some googling.

http://urbanvelo.org/ground-up-polo-bike-at-nahbs-2013/

Chain tensioner. I thought it might have been, given the bolt on seatstay but...

A friend of mine has a 1960s Fiat Bambino, which is 2 cylinders. There is a sticker in the "engine" compartment which says "Firing Order 1-2".

Great. Would never have worked that out...

+1 for the Lizard Skin tape.

It's pricey, compared to most others out there but it feels great without gloves, grippy and soft without being spongey. I have it on one bike, mostly I have Bike...

^ What's the little arm from the seat tube to the chainstay?

I thought I'd ask that because it is nicer than talking about throwing up into my mouth.

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Some years ago when HID lights were the go, mates of mine had the same problem. The type of light isn't relevant, the issue is the interference from the light affecting the wireless. I never had...

Like it fell out of a bling tree and hit every branch on the way before splashing into a pool of bitchin'.

Grumps